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What in the world is taking me so long to post these dang bachlor recaps?!?! I don't have a good answer, except that when I had my Bachelor viewing party on Monday night with Cindy and Dylana, they stayed until 11pm and we never turned on the tv. Then, on Tuesday I watched the Practice and Grey's after the kids went to bed. Last night I talked on the phone with my stepmom for 95 minutes and then watch Gossip Girls, Season 1, in my bed. So, I have priorities. Sorry to leave you hanging.
Ok, here we go...
Stephanie
Date #1: Jason and Stephanie (formerly known as Botox Face, I will cease calling her that because now I actually really like her...for a couple reasons. #1, she was wearing my favorite jeans...MEK. #2, she seems like a really sweet and lovely lady who I want to be happy and find love!). So, for their date they went to the beach where, (not really a surprise because we saw it in the preview from last weeks show...thanks for the spoiler alert ABC) Jason surprised her with Sophie. It was her 4th birthday and did their reunion just not make ya'll ball? I was emotional, it was just too sweet. They did lots of fun things at Legoland, someplace I would love to take Gage and Jillian one day. The thing that got me on this date was that they did not show the end. They showed Sophie drive away on the limo, Jason and Stephanie hugging each other and then BAM, they move on to the group date. Did they kiss? Did they eat dinner? Did they get in a fight? We will never know. I think we should contact the editing department at ABC and let them know there was a problem!Date #2: Group Date: Shannon, Naomi, Melissa, Carrie, Jillian, Nikki, Erica, Megan...there may be more, but that is what I could write down.
I like to call this the "Slut Date". Not because of the girls that were there, but because of what they did and how they did it. They went to make a mold of their bust...aka their boobs. Now, it was for a good cause, breast cancer, however, they had it set up like a porn movie. They girls would go behind these sheer curtains, which were back lite so you could see their silhouettes very definitely...like, I could tell which girls were cold! Then, once they were covered, Jason got to go back there and help apply the gluey paper stuff over their boobs and help smooth it out. Seriously, that was slutty. Not a fan of that date.
Some things that stuck out. I really do not like horse teeth girl. She is psycho. I think that Nikki is way to up-tight, controlling and inflexible to be a mom, stepmom, or good girlfriend at this point. Melissa, the DCC told Jason she had a breast reduction...odd moment there. He ended up giving Jillian the rose for that date...YEA!!!! I love Jillian.
Megan
I am not a fan of Megan, she is, like, totally, a complete and, like, utter airhead. Example, she asked if a woman could breastfeed after she had a mastectomy. Really? Megan, in the words of my son, "Stop talkin' ". Megan also has a very unattractive potty mouth.
Date #3, Jason and Natalie
Poor Natalie. She is just so not Jason's type. She is a trophy wife type of girl. She was late for the date (I was not a fan of the shoes she picked out either). They had a pretty woman style date...are you seeing a trend? She had the fancy necklace, a private jet, a helicopter ride, then Vegas.
When Jason wants to see if he could get her to get more personal, she responds...
"I love bears."
Jason: "What kind of bears...?"
Natalie: "I love all kinds of bears."
...crickets....crickets...crickets...
Needless to say, she left without a rose and was sent home to curse out the limo camera guy. Nice.
Rose Ceremony: Drama with Megan...shocker. Lauren told Jason that Megan is mean. Shannon (teeth girl) pukes under the pressure.
In the end, Erika and Kari went home.
Until next week...let me know your thoughts. And seriously, when is DeAnna coming???
1 comment:
Okay girl...Jillian is my favorite so far. On Monday he finally got rid of all the girls that I could not stand. Did Shannon really say she was going to french kiss her dog?? EWWWWW!!!! She was pycho..right along with Lauren. She really did herself in. Anyway...it is getting interesting!
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